my favorite thing about european history is that henry viii started his own religion just so he could divorce his wife
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“approximately one million people worldwide die by suicide each year.
this corresponds to one death by suicide every 40 seconds.
or about 3,000 deaths by suicide daily.”Everyone reblog this please
stop this makes me so sad because once it hits 0 that means yeah I’m alive, but someone else isn’t.
been watching this for the past ten minutes, thinking about all the people who felt suicide was their only option
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My life has become, like, 87 times easier ever since I learned that you can take the two numbers and the dot off of the url of a picture and it won’t be a grey box anymore.
I LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY THANK YOU.
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I just dressed in all black. Put a shirt on my face and made it ninja like, look
and my parents lights are off and I’m light on my feet
so I just walk into my parents room and whisper “nancy”
AND I SWEAR TO GOD HELL WAS RELEASED ON EARTH MY MOM THREW HER NOOK AT ME AND JUMPED OUT OF BED AND STARTED ATTACKING ME AND OH GOD WAS IT THE FUNNIEST THING I HAD EVER DONE
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“no one under 12 can attend the stadium tour” aND IN THAT MOMENT THE ENTIRE FANDOM GAINED RESPECT FOR MODEST MANAGEMENT
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| "2014 tour" |
| "new album" |
| "new merch" |
| "movie" |
| "perfume" |
| [macklemore voice] only got 20 dollars in my pocket |
I went to church with my family tonight and the pastor said something that I think every Christian should hear
| Pastor: | Now, according to a few passages in the bible, homosexuality is a sin. |
| Couple of older males in the audience: | Amen! |
| Pastor: | Now, wait, I'm not finished. |
| Pastor: | You know what else the bible defines as a sin? Divorce. |
| -uncomfortable silence- | |
| Pastor: | There are countless passages that talk about how divorce is wrong, and that there are consequences to getting a divorce, such as the wife should be stoned. |
| Pastor: | Yet, I witnessed a divorce just this morning. And I gotta tell you, it was heartbreaking, but I definitely didn't attempt to throw rocks at the wife, even though she was the one who filed for divorce. |
| Pastor: | We choose to overlook the consequences of divorce because time has proven that they're inhumane and cruel. |
| Pastor: | The bible doesn't say anything about the consequences of a homosexual lifestyle. Yet, we seem to be spearheading a campaign to ruin the lives of people we don't even know. |
| -the pastor shifts a few notes around- | |
| Pastor: | The bible states to love thy neighbor. That's it. There are no other rules or restrictions to that passage. |
| Pastor: | So, we as a church family have to support equality with a smile on our face. THAT is the true Christian way. |
SHIT THEY’RE ALL LIKE PROPER MEN
THEY AREN’T YOUNG BRIGHT-EYED BOYS JUST STARTING THEIR DREAM ANYMORE THEY’RE LIKE ACTUAL MEN LIVING THEIR DREAMS TOGETHER AND ANNOUNCING A WORLD STADIUM TOUR I NEED A MOMENT OR 5
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